I separated only the best ones.... it's AMAZINGLY hilarious... and kinda true.
You know you are Mexican if:
You have ever been hit by a chancla.
You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday. Y
Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV.
You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room.
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.
You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
You pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop).
You have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....."
You throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
You know you are Mexican if:
You have ever been hit by a chancla.
You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".
Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday. Y
Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV.
You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room.
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.
You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
You pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop).
You have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....."
You throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
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